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TOO NICE A PERSON

Im just too nice. Maybe I should get angry once in a while. I’m just too nice. sigh.

Wikipedia:There’s some vandalism Wikipedia can’t buy. For everything else, there’s Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense.

Rock, Paper, Scissors- V.3

Rock, Paper, Scissors is a form of…you know…where you can be one of six things

1. Rock 2. Paper 3. Scissors 4. Dynamite 5. Bird 6. God

Rock- Smashes scissors, stones bird

Paper- Beats Rock

Scissors- Cuts Paper, Cuts Bird’s wings, Cuts fuse off of dynamite

Dynamite- Blows up rock, Fuse burns (or obliterates) paper

Bird- Poops on paper, Poops on Dynamite: putting out the fuse.

God- “Poofs” away anything, but can only be used in the game once.

Whoever wins licks two fingers and strikes the loser with them (it’s painful, believe me).

Arguments

There have been arguments about the bird-poops-on-dynamite strategy. Because, either the guano (forgive me if I misspelled it) puts out the fire, or the materials in the bird poop increase combustion and makes matters worse.

this is one version of many called Extreme Rock Paper Scissors. Extreme Rock Paper Scissors is centered around a key to all the hand symbols you can use.There are around 25 symbols you can choose to use and the key shows what beats what. Some symbols are as follows: man,woman,cockroach, nuke, wind,water,fire, earth,tree,sun,moon,lion, and many more. it can get fairly complicated but there are never any disputes because of the key which clearly outlines what beats what.

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WEIRDS! HAHAHHAHS! 

Unusually Inspirational

Art, your most unique quality is that you’re unusually Inspirational. You inspire others around you with your creative energy and thirst for new experiences. You are exceptionally curious and aren’t afraid of learning new things — which is probably because you tend to focus on the potential positive outcome of any experience rather than dwelling on the potential negatives. You are a true explorer in the word. You want to understand and experience it all, and you’re especially open to new feelings and ideas. Compared to others who are open, you are unusually appreciative of art and beauty. Only 2.1% of all test takers have this unique combination of personality strengths.

Five Factor Personality Test

Hahas. Well, thats what it said. unusually inspirational. Seriously, I’ve always thought that im the exact opposite. I’m unusually uninspired. But took the test, and voila!

Hmm..

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I have no idea where this is going. 

and the lists goes on

Was kinda stupid on how people do not know how to listen to specific instructions. I mean, how dumb could they get? The platform the supposed train was running was not in service and yet people are still queueing as though nothing happened. The information was really loud and yet.. sigh.. Just how ignorant people could be sometimes… MRT staff had to come down personally to tell them off. The MRT staff looked like CWO workers though. hahahas. Anywae, they think they big issit, having the staffs came down all the way to tell them platform not in service? Parisites la, i tell u, these kinda people. =/

Okok, I was’nt going to blog about those but I guess I couldnt help it. Such dumbness. =p

Yea, well, was at skatepark at Somerset, and guess who I bumped into? My secondary classmate, a Pinoy buddy. Brian. Or was it Bryan? Damn, I forgot. That just shows how long it has been since we last met. Think it was in 2000? Six fucking years ago!! Gee. And now Im missing secondary school allllllllll over again. Pathetic isn’t it?  HAHAS!

We typify progressive Singapore, imbued with courage love and loyalty….I kinda forgot the rest of the lyrics to the school anthem…GAHAHAS! I do know everyones gone their own way though. An ADF soldier,a shotgun matt (girls beware), a heavily pregnant gerl, a manicurist, aggresive blader ( thats taht Pinoy guy, I was talking about earlier), stoner (thats me), an army officer even though he did’nt look liek he could make it there when he was in school.. wooo.

And the lists goes on.

my name is art

Ok, im just gonna tell u all this once. So stop askin me where and how i fucking got the name “art”. For starters, I’m not born with that name. I’m born with Muhd Faisal Bin Mohd Ali. That was the name given. Thats my real name. So anyway, it was in primary 2, if i remember correctly, the nickname “art” started sprouting. Oh don’t you be thinkin that I’m great with art at that point of time. Cause im NOT.

Seriously my art was terrible. During that time, us kids were being graded trying to mold anything from a plasticine. Time given was a complete hour. And so, I tried.

I rolled and rolled the plasticine but can’t really mold anything coz my peabrain lacked any creativity. Last 10mins, I HAD to do something rite? rite? Yea well, actually I did, I mold the friggin plasticine into a bird. Well..it had wings at least. Or at least it looked liek wings to me. Grah! And the legs.Oh the legs of the birdie.. Got a “D” for that and the laughter i had to endure. Man, THAT was embarrassing. So, for the next few lessons on art, I did’nt really do anything,was afraid I’d get laughed at. The best way to keep people from laughing at me was NOT to do any art given. See, that way my hideous art crimes won’t be seen hence I won’t look liek a fool.

Guess I was wrong about that. Getting a ZERO for most of the time, I was labelled “artzero” and it got stuck thruout. gee.
After a while, like in primary 4 or 5 [can't really remember when], they [the ones who started calling me artzero] figured it was too long, and so they cut it short, called me “art-z“. Sounds cool, isn’t it? Grah.

In primary 6 they again changed my nick. This time its the simple “art“. And that was to be my permanent nickname for my whole life rite up till present day. Nowadays, I intro myself just using my nick coz its a  hassle to keep on switching names. And besides, it’ll be a whole lot damned easier for me if everyone calls me by one name. So yea. art it is.

Contrary to the pathetic me for my art during kiddy days, I have actually improved quite a bit, guess Im a late bloomer? Currently into Graffiti Art, Custom Designs [ t-shirts ] and Sneakers Customization as well. “artzero” is also my tag for graffiti.Also known as “A0″. Grah. But you don’t have to know about these..

So now you know.

SO FUCKING STOP ASKING ME WHERE I FUCKING GOT THE NAME ART!

be here with me

this is a freestyle continuation of the previous post.dedicated especially for that special someone.

For u id cross e werld
fo u id do anythin
pls b my gerl ure my gem,
my diamond,my pearl.
ure special to me.
its a miracle to know ya
its destiny
and now i want to b ur protector,
ur lifesaver,
ur lover ur knight in shining armour.
ill luv u forever,
together well b frens.
forever till e end.
youve just gott o listen
dunt haveto worry about the distance
everything is there for a reason.
Juz wanna c ur face tats wat i want to embrace.
u cant be replaced
not someone i wanna erased
ill keep my promise to you.
my memories of u
wont let them fade
ive prayed my whole life fo smone lyk u.
thank god ive finally found u.
Ure an angel in disguise,
a princess…in my eyes….
wont ever say goodbyes
coz ure like my prized possession
its my obsession
leaving a lasting impression
thats my confession
I’ll try to shed some common sense,
situation so intense
many questions,
don’t know whys & all the lies got tempers risin’
there’s 2 or 3 sides to it all,
but just one truth if I recall
Came in like static off the TV,
This kinda thing never goes easy
It seems like misery loves misery,
My favorite songs they keep me company,
I meant to tell you but you were gone,
I tried to get it right, i got it all wrong
So many memories come down to this,
I maybe be lost but i’m not hopeless.
Would it be too much to ask?
Too much too fast?
I’m all-alone and I want you here with me
I’m not the best at romance
I’ve had my chance
I don’t want much, but I want you here with me

influences.

its been several years since i had an image change.cant really remember though. ever since i can remember i was already draped in hip hop clothings -big,oversize and baggy. coz its comfortable. its not raelly a case of trying to look cool or imitating superstars or anything. dosent really give a damn about those stuff. but i guess hip hop does have an influence in my image. listens to rap music.snoop,em,jay-z and the likes. not to mention run dmc, bestie boys.

but now for a long time i think its about time i moved on. my musical influences now is prolly, emo slash punk slash grunge. bands like motioncity soundtrack, the juliana theory, plain white t’s, my chemical romance. yea. who knows when itll change again.

oh well.

sin and k. happy for ya both.

wow. sin and khairon are attached. wow. what a long overdue relationship. hahas. well somehow im happy for em both. k has been pursuing sin since like lower sec days. gee. how long ago is that. id knew theyd get attached sooner or later. but seeing em cuddling together. its unbelivable. =][=. 

sin actually got admitted to hospital.said that its teh same exct flu virus which hit k.hmm. went visiting my best friend and yea. seems fine to me. hahas. sin and k are getting engaged soon. even had a change of name. aamar. even circumsised. that means hes serious about her. hmm. =][= 

yawns.

actually had fun today. ular-lah of all places. the one station which i realllly hate. but i had fun today. with crews like jane and clarissa by my side of course. never a dull moment there. [well actually, jane did most of the hardwork and i just act busy.so too was clarissa. =D] teased a few girls. one looked like a P5 kid but was in fact a sec 4 student graduating this year. well good luck to u. and the rest of the bunch looked like sec 4 but was in fact sec 1. gee. big body small age? 

was really exhausted though. hadnt slept for like 24hrs due to brazil vs croatia match starting at three am.half asleep during work. thats half the fun working. and y do kids insist on calling us aunties and uncles..? its not like were that old…im only 22. sheesh. well with a team of slackers, i guess it dosent really matter. or so it seems. appearently jane dosent liek to called an auntie. and i do not like to be called an uncle as well. go figure. 

pulling an all nighter again. im gonna die soon if i didnt get my sleep. i need my sleep. ill see what i can do.yawns. 

world cup.woohoo.

world cup fever is finally here. a month of pure football entertainment.yay. go go netherlands. to the lady on my msn who commented that she can't appreciate the beauty of football, please kindly f-o. football and im not talking about those played in america, is one damn graceful sport. how many moves can u make with ur feet?countless. the sky's the limit if u have the creativity. watching football live with the millions of homo sapiens out there and celebrating in unison when a goal is scored, or cries in anger when the referee whistles wrongly. everyones a football expert all all of  asudden. but thats what makes teh game beautiful than any other sport. so stop saying u can't understand y 22 men are chasing after one ball. because if thats the case than isnt it the same with teh rest of the ball sports like basketball, netball, hockey and the likes? 

so please do not say u can't apreciate football. 

             coz its the most graceful sport ever.