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Archive for August, 2005

typhoon… rumorsz….

Goin out to kenting lata.. dunt think they have much to offer there cept food.. heard tat theres lotsa food stalls…… so probably we re goin to eat and eat and eat….. but enuf of tat.. maybe ill update abt this sometime lata…

anywaes……. theres a rumor tat typhoon might be coming to taiwan again.. which means tat itll destroy everything….including morale and spirits… argh!!meaning tat we could be doin ATEC in singapore.. then wat the fuck are we training in taiwan for..? for fun?? crap…… pray tat the typhoon wont hit us.. pls….

typhoon… rumorsz….

Goin out to kenting lata.. dunt think they have much to offer there cept food.. heard tat theres lotsa food stalls…… so probably we re goin to eat and eat and eat….. but enuf of tat.. maybe ill update abt this sometime lata…

anywaes……. theres a rumor tat typhoon might be coming to taiwan again.. which means tat itll destroy everything….including morale and spirits… argh!!meaning tat we could be doin ATEC in singapore.. then wat the fuck are we training in taiwan for..? for fun?? crap…… pray tat the typhoon wont hit us.. pls….

typhoon… rumorsz….

Goin out to kenting lata.. dunt think they have much to offer there cept food.. heard tat theres lotsa food stalls…… so probably we re goin to eat and eat and eat….. but enuf of tat.. maybe ill update abt this sometime lata…

anywaes……. theres a rumor tat typhoon might be coming to taiwan again.. which means tat itll destroy everything….including morale and spirits… argh!!meaning tat we could be doin ATEC in singapore.. then wat the fuck are we training in taiwan for..? for fun?? crap…… pray tat the typhoon wont hit us.. pls….

Achivement–update on the eagles climb

crap… the initial part of the walk was already tough… killing people as it is.. with the law tube on… thast even more damaging… but i persevered and carry on thru the nite.. and the satisfaction from it was rewarding.. seeing the taiwan streets from above.. tat was smt u cat really do in singapore… but wat the fuck… climbing that idiotic mountain… managaing to touch the clouds and stuff… wow….. bleh….. but the next dae.. well actually the morning after the walk.. the heat was ynbearable… if we had walk thru that kinda hjeat… ppl would die…… seriously… but.. we didnt..and so we didnt die.. and tats abt it..
fuck off……

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tdy v relax… nth much to do except slp.. and prep. for BME.. even tho weather is hot i still slp like a log… sweatin my ass off tho… heard that tonite the climb will be even steeper tan the previous one… think its doubled.. but watever.. just one mre exercise to go before atec.. and then its goin home time… yea……

FUCK EVERYTHING….

eagles climb

did the eagles climb ytd… fuckin hell.. 4 km my ass… mre like 14 km… smre up the mountain… thru the trail and upo the mountain again……. liars… but itsan achivement tho to go tat far top wit v little water … tiring but i tink itsfun… but dunt as me to do it again.. or ill knock ur head off the mountain….

moonrise

saw for the first time a moon rise… and wow.. the view was awesome.. it was splendid.. i mean cmon.. u dont get to see tat in singapore.. rising from the mountain top…whoo.. great view..
anywae…. todae seems rather slacked but still shagged coz have to keep on running up and down the mountain trail.. and the trail isnt gentle…… but all overs and doin good.. cant wait for atec to come….

aiya….fuck la..
watever….

fuckin hell….nonsense crap…

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with “L”
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter “L”
MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter “L”
MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified.
Name me a fruit starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter “L”, the decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU
Judge: ?????????!!!!
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Top 10 reasons why there are no sex scandals in Singapore…

10. Can’t even be naked in own home, how to have sex?
9. Ah Lians don’t exactly turn our leaders on.
8. Our leaders are cloned; no need for sex.
7. Hotels in Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour.
6. Sex not one of the 5 C’s.
5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore.
4. SPGs only go for foreigners.
3. Kiasee - don’t want to get AIDS
2. Amended Women’s Charter can bankrupt adulterous men.
1. And the number one reason why there are no sex scandals…Still confused over condoms and condos.

fuckin hell….nonsense crap…

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with “L”
Miss USA: Lamp
Miss Malaysia: Light bulb
Miss Singapore: LADIO
Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter “L”
MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lion
Miss Malaysia: Leopard
Miss Singapore: LABBIT
Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter “L”
MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified.
Name me a fruit starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lemon
Miss Malaysia: Lychee
Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!
This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter “L”, the decided to give her another chance.
Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter “L”
Miss USA: Lung (applause)
Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)
Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU
Judge: ?????????!!!!
————————————————————————————————
Top 10 reasons why there are no sex scandals in Singapore…

10. Can’t even be naked in own home, how to have sex?
9. Ah Lians don’t exactly turn our leaders on.
8. Our leaders are cloned; no need for sex.
7. Hotels in Geylang no longer allowed to rent out rooms by the hour.
6. Sex not one of the 5 C’s.
5. Oral sex still illegal in Singapore.
4. SPGs only go for foreigners.
3. Kiasee - don’t want to get AIDS
2. Amended Women’s Charter can bankrupt adulterous men.
1. And the number one reason why there are no sex scandals…Still confused over condoms and condos.

Taiwan……….

currently at taiwan… fuckin hell..weather so hot even tho its alwaes raining..bah.. wat the hell…
well… training… peeps here is really..super friendly towards sg soldiers… yea.. its really nice tho..and yea.. the mountains wow!..nice..even tho its really steep……. but wat the hell… nice scenery..and fresh air.. ant find that in singapore anymore… so so far so good… doin well… …

yea watever….

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